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Life in
P
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versus
Working
for a Living
In
P
r
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they spend the majority of their time in an 8' x 10' cell.
At
Work
, I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' pod.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
they get three meals a day.
At
Work
I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
you get time off for good behavior.
At
Work
I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At
Work
I must wear an ID badge at all times.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
they provide you with clothing and with the ID conveniently sewn onto the clothes.
At
Work
there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
At
Work
I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
they can watch TV and play games.
At
Work
I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it.
At
Work
they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost whenever you want.
At
Work
we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your time.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes from my actions.
At
Work
if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
they ball and chain you when you go somewhere.
At
Work
you are just ball and chained.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
At
Work
, you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
In
P
r
i
s
o
n
all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on their part.
At
Work
, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
From: "Uncle Jon" Solomon
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(LOL)